No, I’m not really posting today, that’s why I’m telling you.
Yeah, you probably saw that coming. Most people are celebrating. WordPress did it, too. When I checked my site stats this morning, they said it was something like 40 on my bar graph, when it was only a few views!
What are you doing? I’m doing my classics; switch the breakfast cereals around in their boxes, fill my bed with pillows so it looks like I’m in it…I would have dyed some milk green, like I usually do, but everyone was against that. I’ve got a few new tricks. We get milk every Friday morning, delivered to a cooler. I woke up early, put the milk away, wrote, “April Fool!” on a piece of paper and put it inside. I got my mom. I also have two other tricks–no, three–to deploy by the end of the day. They’re confidential now, though, because they’re awfully good, and my family will probably read this today, and I can’t take chances. So, here are a few key words: rubber animals (mixed up kanes, and mixed up subgs), and salt-and-pepper-grinders from William Sonoma.
Oh, and I cut my hair.
No joke! I really did…I cut ten inches off yesterday, and I have a great bob now (I got a comment from someone when I was eating out yesterday). I’m going to donate it to Locks of Love, which makes wigs for kids who have cancer. I have a picture of the pony-tail, but I haven’t uploaded that to the computer yet. Look forward to seeing it later today!
What are your April Fool’s Day jokes? Did you tape a paper coffee cup to your car and drive down the street with it on your roof? Did you…do something I won’t ever guess? Tell me!